The FUCKING TWINS
and thus justin bieber was born
god FUCKING DAMNIT
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
They also cudle up to you when yo least expect it.
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
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