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it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
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Arizona Robbins, good man in a storm, cheated on her wife Calliope Torres, during a storm.
STOP NO GO BACK DON’T DO THIS
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this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
can’t…stop…laughing…
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that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
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