The guy Sheldon accidentally propositions is actually his IRL boyfriend. I could barely contain my glee.
thATS JUST SO CUTE
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
This is how many trophy hunters kill animals, sitting in a comfy chair hidden in a blind, shooting at animals from a safe distance using a rifle with a telescopic scope, as the animal eats from the bait they put out for them. Oh yes, they do also call this a sport. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, these are cowards behind guns who have absolutely no regard to the responsibility required behind such a weapon. These are not people feeding their families, curbing predatory populations or even defending themselves. These are people whose minds are entrenched in entertainment and blind to the compassion required to appreciate life that does not need to end with this violence, or the consequences to a family who just lost their father, mother, brother or sister all for a game and nothing more.
I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
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